Where is YOUR family?

@ dinner Friday night

WVL: Where are we going tonight?

Mommy: Where do you want to go?

WVL: To Costco.... that's where my family is.

Mommy: (laughing and crying, holding head in hands, thinking that is the most embarrassing thing my child has ever said)

Daddy: Who's in your family?

WVL: (points at daddy) Chaw-Caw

Daddy: (laughing) Who else is in your family?

WVL: (points at window and randomly around room)
Tummy
(at first it sounded like Tommy, but after the rest of the list it became clear that it was a body part)
and Bottom
and Penis
and Legs
and Feet

Maybe our next lesson should be on family?

To be clear, we did not go to Costco tonight, but to Bahama Freeze for snow cones.