I'm the incumbent mayor. Happy Christmas!
When we were pondering what gifts a little boy might enjoy receiving for Christmas, there were lots of options. iPad. Mutual funds. Firearms. Led Zepplin box set. Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk. But we really wanted to get Weston something awesome, something worthy of Weston Vicker's awesomeness.
Ultimately we decided on a play kitchen.
When it comes to kiddie kitchens, the options are endless. We considered going with the limited edition Gordon Ramsay Calphalon Zagat rated play kitchen complete with natural gas operating Paula Dean easy bake oven, but we passed. Why? Because we're not that kind of crazy, and we're not wealthy enough to buy our kid's love.
No. We're a different kind of crazy. Case in point: one evening Stefanie calls me into the home office and shows me so instructions she found on the internet on how to make your own play kitchen. Make your own play kitchen. Make your own.
A few things you should understand about what I'm telling you:
You can get anything on the internet. Anything. You want instructions on how to make your own play kitchen out of cardboard and contact paper? 'Cause the interwebs can get you some of that. (
http://www.etsy.com/listing/9147055/build-a-cardboard-play-kitchen)
As it also turns out, our family has its share of shame. A few skeletons in the closet. And by skeletons, I mean cardboard boxes. And by closet, I mean garage. Lots of "skeletons" in our "closet." And our hopes that the Skeleton Fairy would pay us a visit and leave behind some Pier One merch, never came to fruition. In fact, I'm fairly certain that some of the cardboard boxes were getting a little amorous. And when two cardboard boxes--er, skeletons--love each other really, really a lot something akin to a sports metaphor happens, and the result is I need to clean out the garage.
Lastly, Stefanie and I really like to celebrate our marriage in interesting ways. Second honeymoon to Aruba? BO.Ring. Expensive gift giving? Again, we ain't got the funds to buy love. No, we like to take it to the next level: building a play kitchen out of cardboard, craft glue and contact paper from instructions we got on the internet.
Behold our handiwork in the following slide show: