This is my question...

Weston has not yet mastered the concept of questions.

He frequently uses the phrases

"let me ask you a question"

-or-

"listen to my question"

-but-

what follows is not necessarily a question or IS a question that makes no sense at all.

Example:

(Saturday morning)

WV: This is my question. How can I build a train track if I don't want to?

Mommy: What is the answer?

WV: The answer is practice the game.

Another example:

(Dinner time)

Mommy: [Science chattering]

Daddy: [School blathering]

WV: [Interrupting] Listen to my question!

Mommy: What's your question?

WV: The question is... [a long declarative statement consisting of a string of non sequiturs including but not limited to: construction vehicles, garbage trucks, animals, dinosaurs, trains, cars, what happened at school today...]

Daddy: That's the question?

WV: Yeah.

Mommy: What's the answer?

WV: The answer is... Pteranodon!

Daddy: I wish I had the video camera...