Wardrobe selection

Mommy: (holding out two shirts) Do you want to wear the guitar shirt or the bulldozer shirt today?

Weston: No, that's not a bulldozer.

Mommy: What is it?

Weston: It's a backhoe.

Mommy: Oh, you're right. So you want to wear the backhoe shirt?

Weston: No, guitar shirt.

Sometimes it's miracle we make it out of the house.